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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ll make your grandmother howl like a dog trapped in a burning house if you don’t elucidate me within 5 minutes. My balls are in your court now.

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Please remove your balls