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Anon reflects on a conundrum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Absolutely, just lay down on a beach or by a pool in a bathing suit posing like Salma Hayek / Jack Black for a while, then just send in a request for your photos to NASA with the timeframe and coordinates.

They will reduce the resolution a little and do some filtering as to not reveal the exact capabilities of their optics.