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Anon tries to save money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Including crabs

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

https://freedoom.github.io/

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