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Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:
(in USA at least)
You've never gone tromping through the woods?
Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I've never found anything close to a friend or a money.
I imagine you haven't found fees or foes, though.
instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.
I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.
Including crabs
The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:
https://freedoom.github.io/
You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)
My first friend is the sulfur sock.
That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.
That's all of Alberta CA I think
If you're from the South in England, and haven't made any friends by uni (if you even get accepted) just give up, you're never gonna make any, not over there at least.
Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"
I moved to the southeast like a year ago and yeah, people here are firmly aloof. I once said hi to a neighbour too loudly and I think he moved away.