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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And when the cops come, hide 'em.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

god fucking damnit, I REALLY want to see this stupid episode but life keeps fucking us over.
It's literally the next one we're going to watch

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

she fucks a ghost. I gotta get to the source of all those memes!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Right after Code of Honor?

[–] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

For those who also lack encyclopedic knowledge of the show/memes, this is from Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Sub Rosa

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“Yreve emit ew tih mih htiw eht lugrom edalb, eh setalucaje. Eh seunitnoc gniggeb rof erom. Enon fo su era elbatrofmoc gnihcuot mih evila ro daed. M’I yrros ym drol.”

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Yeht dias. Ees eht dlrow, yeht dias!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

This is like getting texted by whatever made the video in Event Horizon

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago