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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why is it bad to be topped? As long as you’re using adequate protection, at least 2 or more condoms, nothing should go awry

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Your not taking the old condoms off are you?

I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

~~Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.~~

~~The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.~~

Edit: egg on my face

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The fact that you're complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

~~Yeah alright then, i don't get it.~~

Fuck, I am slow today

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 days ago

It happens, its okay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think you in particular should use only one condom