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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago
  1. No.
  2. That's not what the post is about

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.