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Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat (futurism.com)

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just crashed the database

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You joke, but LLM's are absolutely going to clear out your tables with terrible DELETE queries though given the chance.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm not joking. I'd fire someone for using AI to construct SQL queries.

The only use case for AI is where hallucinations don't matter. That is: abstract art

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The only use case for AI is where hallucinations don't matter. That is: abstract art

What is the point of abstract art if it contains no thought or emotion?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

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