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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Literally had someone saying that earlier today. Something along the lines of "you don't become the richest person in the world without some competency." Just ignore the fact he started on third base...

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Not even. He started on home, he just claimed he ran there and for some reason people believed him even though he still had a bat in his hand.

Elon has had "Penisdick" written all over him since day one

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah he had a lot of advantage, but he did have to do something right to become the richest man. But making some good gambles doesn't make you a good person nor does it mean you're great at everything.

Maybe he was good at finding companies at the right time to invest, but that means jack about any economic or political acumen. Same reason why we don't want businessmen in politics, being good at one thing does not mean you're good at everything.

[–] 467265654C75696769@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

He's a modern day Wilbur Ross, with some edits on background and rich-parent launchpad thrown in.