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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is the Sandwich Man (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 29 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 6 points 2 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?