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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How far up the chute are we talking?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.