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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bend over and drop your pants, I will dig it out real quick like

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm on Lemmy so you know I'm already in the bathroom.

Nice, nitrile, or latex?