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Anon confesses a secret (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cumbox was worse