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game has multiple factions fighting each other (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said 'here's your coke'. So I said 'wait, I didn't order a coke' and she said ' it's Dr Pepper'. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be said of 95% of all instances of flirting.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.

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