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[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The south is easily persuaded, hence brand name

Soda is what it is, comes from soda fountain, soda water etc.

Midwest on some otherworldly cute BS. Dafuq is pop, the sound it makes?!

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, and Colorado are part of the midwest.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Chart gaslighting the public to think Washingtonians say 'pop'. Usually people say Soda here.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You know they're laughing at you, right? I mean that's my theory.

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The sound it makes is exactly where the name comes from. Also there were people in soda territory also calling it pop as well way back in the day. That's why the term "soda pop" exists.

You can see a D.C. newspaper from the mid 1800s calling it pop in this wiki article.

History of Pop

newspaper image

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When I asked for a Dr Pepper in Tennessee the waitress said 'here's your coke'. So I said 'wait, I didn't order a coke' and she said ' it's Dr Pepper'. I thought she was flirting with me, so I started smiling at her and gave her a nice tip. This whole interaction now makes a bit more sense.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah... I'm gonna need a detailed breakdown of the rationale you followed to get from "she called Dr. Pepper coke" to "she's flirting with me", if you don't mind.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He thought she was saying a small lie to get a reaction out of him. Like playing a small prank. Playfulness

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Sure, lets go with that. The fact she was really cute did not cloud my judgment in any way.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be said of 95% of all instances of flirting.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

In my adolescence I thought flirting was a secret art. Turns out it really is just being kinda weird and then the other person likes it since they would have liked anything you said with that cute mouth of yours.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Coke is not synonymous with either pop or soda...

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It is in the south, at least where i was

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How do you order an actual coke in the south?

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

"Ill have a coke" "What kind?" "Regular" or whatever you want, "pepsi", "diet", "dr pepper" etc

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The real question is "how do they order other sodas". The answer is extra steps.

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

"When I first come to America I wanted a cola and I say 'cola?' and they would be like 'excuse me?' and I say 'cola. Cola. Cola!' but it wasn't cola; it was cock. Right? You would say 'i want cock.'"

[–] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I'll have a coke, please.

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Where was that? I was in Georgia for most of my life. Everyone I knew said Coke when they actually wanted a Coke. Soda was the generalized term.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dunno where they got this data from, but the PNW is definitely not "pop" country in my experience.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah around here in Cascadia we just call it “the dark waters of imperialism”.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was when I grew up there. 80s-90s.

[–] jarmitage@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

There was still a “Pop” aisle at my QFC until at least 2014.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i don't want to be in a place that calls it pop that's stupid as fuck

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coke is just as stupid, referring to any soft drink

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idk who in Washington or Oregon calls it pop this map is inaccurate

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I think the west side is a lot more blue than that. I've never once heard somebody refer to it as pop.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

doesnt coke refer to coca cola specifically?

also pop sounds dumb as hell, soda all the way.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not in the South lol. My grandma asks what kind of Coke I want, mountain dew or coca cola

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is Carbonated Beverage on the graph?

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone else remember Soul Calibur 2 Conquest mode?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No. Was that in the GameCube version?

FWIW I only rented the game once, so I didn't get to play it much. My most memorable moment in the game was when a female fighter said to Link, "you're all talk". Of all people, she chose to say that to Link. Fucking Link.

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Arcade version only, I think. You chose a character and one of three factions, and then fought your eight matches against CPU versions of other players' chosen characters. The CPU difficulty was based on the performance of the character's player, and I think there was even some variation in the AI depending on the player's habits. Likewise, your own character would be in the system for other players to fight.

Anyway, each faction controlled territory on a map based on its players' overall W/L ratio, and it looked something like the image in the OP.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Utah should be a lot more blue, everyone says "soda" here.

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same with Colorado. I don't think I heard "pop" once in the 20 years I lived there

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

I saw we saw off everything south of the Mason Dixon line and deport all the Republicans to it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Just a soda girlie living in a pop world fr fr 😔

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh right. Like #368 on list of reasons to hate the South, though.

obamna/ soda

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

As somebody from Tulsa I can confirm that Oklahoma is a weird mishmash of ‘anything goes’. People will literally say “soda pop”.

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