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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yellowjackets can sting the fuck out of you multiple times, too. I got stung by two of them last summer and then they somehow got inside my t-shirt and stung me a bunch more times before I made it inside and flung my shirt off. After waiting half an hour for the pain to subside, I picked up my t-shirt to put it back on and the two yellowjackets fell out of it, still alive. Fortunately they were as surprised as I was and I was able to stomp them before they stung me again.

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yellow jackets are wasps, not bees.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where did I say yellowjackets were bees?

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The conversation is literally around bees and how many times they can sting you before they die, and you bring up yellow jackets. If you knew they weren’t bees why did you bring them up?

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are both part of the hymenoptera order. They are not the same, but they are related evolutionarily and thus can still be relevant to discussion about bees.

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re not relevant to this discussion, at all. In general, when a bee stings a person they die because their stinger along with their insides rip out of them. This doesn’t happen with wasps, including yellow jackets. They can and will sting over and over.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because their stingers are smooth, like bumblebees and carpenter bees. Are those not related either??

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do they die when they sting humans once? No? Then they’re not relevant lol.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

One of the parent comments is correcting someone about not all bees dying when they sting, holy moly please learn to read.

[–] FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 1 points 7 hours ago

Yeh, and like I said - yellow jackets are not bees lol. They’re wasps. Irrelevant.