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[โ€“] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing ๐Ÿ˜…

(for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)

[โ€“] LostXOR@fedia.io 2 points 16 hours ago

Hmm I think I vaguely remember that post; definitely wasn't referencing it in my comment though.