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[โ€“] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 100 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] cornshark@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)
[โ€“] Azteh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Azteh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It was a funnyjunk user who ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears and showed what the aftermath was of that decision

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