Track_Shovel

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll give it a whirl. I don't find I have any difficulty picking up stuff though

 

Some songs, even if they are stereo have the audio balanced to give a mono feel. A lot of the time, the highs are in the right ear, which feels very backwards to me

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

NGL, I'd be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Running out of time in general.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm a married parent now, and grew up with a single mom.

I have no idea how she fucking did it. Seriously. She worked a retail job, maintained an acreage and raised two kids. I can't even imagine doing half that on my own let alone on less than half the income I make now.

Ya did good, mama. Ya did real good. I ended up with a graduate degree, make decent money, and have a stable household to raise my boys.

Thanks, mom

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pavlov

As in you instantly lose an erection, because you've been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's it from other men applauding you?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It takes a toxic village to raise a toxic child

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm for sure getting a rare form of cancer then. Nalgene water bottles in the bush working all day every day. Thankfully I'm out of it now

 
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm for sure reading that later. My brain is just reading this like one of those sovereign citizen rants right now, despite there actually being valid points. I think it's the emphasised word that's messing with me.

Hell of a 'first post reply of the day'

 
 

Why do Swedish ships have bar codes? So they can Scandinavian

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