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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago

At least tree fiddy