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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions