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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 114 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

John American is a fat fucking piece of shit. Also, I fucked his sister. She's in-fucking-sane but fun in bed.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

This was before Thomas Ladder

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Yes I've heard they're very poor over there