this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
335 points (98.6% liked)

Greentext

6755 readers
832 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 64 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

a heat pump? an aircon? an antenna? ๐Ÿ˜–

[โ€“] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 114 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[โ€“] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

This was before Thomas Ladder

[โ€“] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

John American is a fat fucking piece of shit. Also, I fucked his sister. She's in-fucking-sane but fun in bed.

[โ€“] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yes I've heard they're very poor over there

load more comments (7 replies)