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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you think they're complicated to have them described to you, you should try fixing one of the fuckers when it breaks down in the middle of the night.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And mosquitos are chewing on your ass.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Wondering around bottomless wasn't a good idea.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assless chaps didn't work out huh ?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I only wear those when I'm moving cows.