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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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cis friend does witchcraft (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I cast itchy retina on you.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago

Underrated reply. My eyes went dry immediately after I read this.

[–] ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

FYI around the time you sent this I rubbed my eye, but forgot that I had cut jalapeños earlier...I do not like you

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 5 days ago

Fear my arcane spells.