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[–] ExplosiveLynx@lemmy.world 145 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Anon is a squirrel

Except for the driving part but it's all relative

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 days ago

That's also what I read from that.