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Jesus had admin commands.
God mode.
Do you think he has sudo privileges or does he su in?
Well he was only granted admin privileges by his father so he likely had a set of AWS (Apparently the World Started) credentials rather than just raw root access. The documentation is the Bible of course
if the bible was about 3 sysadmins who are all somehow also the same guy I would actually sit down and read all of it.
Oh duh. Forgot about Appendix D.