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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Happy 2 weeks, ~~Baby~~ Little1 :)

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Haha body shaming much funny