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[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.

[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I remember the first time a teacher gave me wood.

Then I gave it back

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