I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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I remember the first time a teacher gave me wood.
Then I gave it back
Damn, what was it?
I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear canal and the most intense boner of my childhood.
that's amazing lmao, good for you?
Grade 2 damn boy
"So you like Jazz?"
Here is the pepe, if someone wants it:
It is from this huge rare pepe collection [NSFW] , please read the warning before, though.
R A R E
A
R
E
R A R E P E P E
A R E E E P
R A P E
E R A R E P E P
0 0
0 0 0 0 0 0 0
01101110 01100101 01100010
01110101 01101100 01100001
01101111 01101110 01100101
I spent way too much time on this.
The REEE in the middle really ties everything together.
I am glad someone caught that :) There is another unintentional one, that unfortunately couldn't be avoided.
01001101 01100101 01101111 01110111 00100000 01001101 01100101 01101111 01110111 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011
🫘, indeed.
Worth it. Sadly I can only upvote it once, but I’ll save it as a screenshot on my phone so I can cherish it forever.
It is most likely the actual rarest pepe at this point.
So much for any diagnostic competence at that school
First grade as well. (If true)
Anon clearly is special needs though
Kids that age are heckin' weird. This needs more for a diagnosis
'tarded is as 'tarded do