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Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.
No
Ok
Don't do unprotected anal, kids.
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
Don't do bees in their knees either, kids
But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.
ok.