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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 55 points 1 day ago

Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

No

That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

Ok

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't do unprotected anal, kids.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't do bees in their knees either, kids

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 3 points 8 hours ago

But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.