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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Are we sure it wasn't a pre-existing condition?

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An insurance doctor would say that unironically

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The issue is that he didn't get that pre approved (we could have got it in network if he did)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cue Sarah McLachlan music.

For the price of a cup of coffee per day, you could help prevent Spontaneous Presidential Cranial Disassembly.

SPCD affects many of us.

Cut to Mary Todd Lincoln

“Worst play ever. Also my husband was killed. ”

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Seriously though, JFK tried to do some good things. I’d be curious to hear the tankie response. Probably something about the Cuban missile crisis.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Are you sure he was not a macho womanizing stud, who conquered the moon?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago

You don't have to be curious anymore. You can summarize the entire argument rhetoric into, "Supported america in any way/shape/form, therefore bad. Must immediately dismantle imperial hegemony of terrible capitalistic empire.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What hyper tension does to a mf'er

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago