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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Cliff was great. And Lars kinda sucks. But

Lars accidentally invented speed thrash metal so

Give Lars a break man.

Edit: canonically, Lars was a mediocre drummer with a ton of common bad drummer habits. Notably he sped up a lot when he was excited or nervous. Metallica, being a bunch of insecure alpha male bros refused to complain that it was too fast out of fear they’d be seen as ninnies by the others so they just went with it. Speed metal was born. Thrash metal. Whatever you wanna call it. It’s a fun story.

Every drummer I know thinks Lars sucks. But Lars has influenced every drummer I know more than they realize.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

2 metalheads arguing about not just genre but origins of a genre?

I need some popcorn.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Apparently OP has never heard Motorhead or any of the NWOBHM bands.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

He's such a little turd though

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No they stole the sound from Anvil like literally every other band of the day.