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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 119 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's me with horribly greasy food.

[–] yuknowhokat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about skydiving with stoners?

  • "Time to open our parachutes."
  • "I thought you were bringing the chutes, dude."
  • "I thought you were. I brought the Cheetos."
[–] yuknowhokat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ah fuck it, why not both