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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

"I can forgive someone being a 34 times convicted felon, a grifting conman, a toddler brained schoolyard bully who shits themselves, a proven and convicted rapist, an obvious racist, a person with well over 20 different court cases about sexual assault, a very verrrrry failed 'business' man, a person who raped his wife Ivana when his hair transplant went wrong, a russian agent and traitor, a person who cheats at golf, a treasonous thief of top secret documents, a daughter lusting pervert, a person who was Epsteins best friend, a pussy grabbing letch, a multi times bankrupted imbecile, an 'alleged ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠)' violent gang rapist of a 13 year old youngster, a paedo who ogles undressed young girls in competitions at his hotel ...but, BUT there is one thing I will not and can not forgive and that is using an autopen!!! The horror! Th..the, frankly, the communism of it! It just will not stand!!"