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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You couldn’t make this shit up if you’re were on lsd.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think it's to do with Donald being proud of signing stuff himself and getting a semi erect mushroomoid willy from it.

The republican party then hurries to gobble down on him like the hawk tua girl.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

No its almost certainly projection. DJT has admitted that he uses auto pen from time to time and probably doesn't remember a few things he signed.