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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)

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[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yesterday while driving, I hit two different birds in the span of about 15 minutes. I was going under the limit both times and definitely wouldn’t try to hit them. The second one looked like it was going to miss me before it turned and went straight at the windshield. Real tucker and dale moment for me.