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lol, her expression says it all, "Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again."
Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.
Also I'm pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.
Oh no shit, it's a thing? So that might not have been someone's chicken, it was Key West's chicken? If so, the "perp" is going to be fine.
Oh I guess I assumed it wasn't just someone's chicken, the article isn't clear really.
But yeah it's a thing if they're the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/
If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.