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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 32 points 5 days ago (23 children)

The man, 61, had entered the MRI room while a scan was underway

How was that allowed?

he asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table.

...while the machine was still working? And isn't that the job of the technician anyway?

the technician helped her try to pull her husband off the machine but it was impossible.

Those machines have a kill-switch for a reason.

I call this BS or a very incompetent technician.
Plus a Darwin award for the guy.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (20 children)

Couple things:

The magnet is ALWAYS on.

The "kill switch" takes about five minutes to actually deactivate the magnet and it costs about thirty grand in helium every time you push it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not to mention it's not renewable. Once it his the upper atmosphere, you can't get it back.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago

It’s Helium, it’s not exactly rare.

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