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[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 1 points 49 seconds ago

So glad to find that Lemmy is even less empathetic than reddit was. Real faith in humanity killer. Shocking how many people decided to comment without touching the article, really proud to be here..

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 4 hours ago

RIP Mr T.

That's some Final Destination shit right there.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Did no one else read the story? I read it and it sounds moreso the clinic's fault

The necklace he was wearing was a steel weighted exercise band, not a normal necklace. He's not flexing his wealth or anything

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Seems like the technician was told by the wife to bring her husband in to help her up. The technician/clinic made a mistake by letting in the husband, who didn't seem properly warned about MRIs no metal policy. The technician also somehow didn't catch the giant "necklace" he'd be wearing.

The "he wasn't supposed to be there" seems like a coverup for their mistake, since how else would he have known to go in? Someone must've told him to walk into the room, it's not like he could hear through the door.

Edit: 100% the technicians fault, the technician saw it. It even had a metal padlock.

They’d even discussed his training and the hard-to-miss chain with the MRI technician during their previous appointments, Jones-McAllister said.
“That was not the first time that guy has seen that chain” on her husband, she said. “They had a conversation about it before.”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/long-island-man-killed-in-freak-mri-accident-was-wearing-20-pound-chain-necklace-with-padlock/ar-AA1IXop6

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

Thank the gods for you. I was reading these comments thinking I was insane.

[–] Default_Defect@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

As if my claustrophobia wasn't enough reason to irrationally strongly dislike the idea of needing to get an MRI again...

[–] somewhiteguy@reddthat.com 54 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of hospital let him get near the room with that kind of metal around his neck? I've had to be in several hospitals recently for different imaging issues and every time the MRI is a thing I have to remove everything metal to go past a certain door (escorting my daughter and son for medical reasons). I don't know who let him anywhere near the room with something that large.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 23 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 37 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

His wife told News 12 Long Island in a recorded interview that she was undergoing an MRI on her knee when she asked the technician to get her husband to help her get off the table. She said she called out to him.

Whole thing is heart breaking all around. I feel for the technician who made an honest but very serious mistake. And I'm sure the wife will spend her days regretting asking for help. Just a fucking tragic situation. :/

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength

MRI magnets are electromagnets that are supercooled with liquid helium and take hours to start or stop because of the electrical energy that has to be put in or taken out.

So just having a magnet of equal strengh for idiot defense would be a very significant waste of electricity and helium unfortunately

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 10 hours ago

But it would be funny

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Idk bc some of the articles seem to be contradicting but apparently the door had a lock and the deck opened it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 40 points 14 hours ago

So many dumb ways to die...

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 60 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The only units I understand are bananas or bald eagles. Please adjust accordingly

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (5 children)

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

Tap for spoilerThose numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I used robots and the answer was 160 tennis balls, which is actually much less than I expected.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn't even wearing his BIG necklace.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago

This is why our education system is under funded.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 193 points 23 hours ago (28 children)

Dude was wearing a 20lb chain while his wife was getting an MRI.

She freaked, and yelled for him, and he ran into the room while the machine was still on and fucking died.

This is 100% their fault, I could almost see an argument that the door needs a lock to prevent idiots with 20l s of metal around their neck from running in, but you don't want to lock everyone out in case there's an issue.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

That door should absolutely be locked while in operation. That door being forced open should be an e-stop event.

Someone could walk in there with a firearm or a bowey knife or anything.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

There is a lot of conflicting information in the articles im finding about this incident, from her shouting and him running in to him entering the room with the technician, and the technician knew about the chain and had commented on it.

Lmk if you need some examples, but theres a lot.

Im (cynically) inclined to believe that the hospital were the first to give statements and did a quick its-not-our-fault response. Then more people were interviewed. Ill always side with the working class (imo everyone who is not ruling class) rather than the corporations. And in the US the hospital is a corporation for sure.

There's some gross racial spin surrounding this too, see pic below. It was a weighted padlock steel necklace for his weight training, not whatever is implied by yahoo.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 30 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Just for your information, the machine, meaning the magnet, is ALWAYS on.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Unless something gets stuck. Then it is shut down and restarted after the thing is removed. Takes hours though, I think the startup was four hours.

They had that happen at the hospital my father worked at, the cleaning lady brought in a stool with steel legs. They tried to remove it by force first, but four men could not do it.

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