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Old people in Japan should commit mass suicide says Yale professor (thelifeinstitute.net)

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[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes you are right. I think there is a bell curve of murder culpability that starts at jeff bezo's wedding and ends at children starving to death. No that's wrong bell curves measure the mean and that would just be the working class. Idk what I'm trying to describe. Jeff bezos should volunteer to lead the first human expedition to set foot on the sun. There makes sense now