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[–] movies@lemmy.world 205 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Anything but trying to solve the underlying problems. Bonus: someone makes bank.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's literally no number of children that can die before reasonable action is taken.

[–] 37piecesof_flare@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's not the number that matters, it's whose kids it is getting killed. If someone were to shoot up a school filled with politicians' kids you'll see some change rapidly.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin

Where were the parents at?

And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see

An upper-class city havin' this happenin'...

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ya, I'm pretty skeptical too. Maybe we should try and see for sure.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

but its less likely to happen since private schools tend to be in wealthy areas, and is probably gated up. and PRIVATE school admins/rich parents are very quick to get rid of "problem students" aka "quiet dismissal but not outright expulsion", a public schools wont do that, unless it becomes serious. i was in a sub about youtube channels owner(used to follow who sent thier kid to a private school, he was forced to leave because he was displaying aggressive behaviour from seizure meds, and the school was pressuring/ostracizing the students to leave the school, last i heard the kid sits at home and does nothing.)

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They sometimes are in normal schools, just under pseudonyms or not aiming for too much attention.

[–] 37piecesof_flare@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Doesn't really change the fact that it's more about whose child it is getting killed. They don't care til it happens to them, the fucking GOP in a nutshell.. Even then, significant change for the better is a crapshoot at best.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I suppose it is better than thoughts and prayers... but avoiding addressing the root cause is all politicians do.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Pray for your drone overlords to suicide bomb the mentally disturbed with too many guns before it’s too late!

[–] Fern@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago

Just waiting for the reports of privacy violations, and noise issues, let's just hope that's as bad as this gets.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I actually saw a news segment on the demo, and they said they would be thrilled if they were able to put these in every classroom and never have to use it. Im sure you would, buddy...