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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well, Texas cops aren't gonna do it...

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fair enough. Maybe we could close the police department and just have drones.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

All operated by ICE. Get rid of all local police. (They’ll just be re-hired by ICE, except they will report to the king rather than locally elected officials.)

Especially not at high speeds. At least not if there aren't some glazed doughnuts involved.