this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2025
491 points (98.8% liked)

Not The Onion

17487 readers
1372 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Given the depth of the thinking here, and the desire to have guns in all situations, it's only a matter of time until they add a 4th box with the "armed response unit" that's only "supposed to be used in the most dire of situations".

Anything other than dealing with the underlying problem means anything.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

yeah frankly was surprised they didn't mount some kind of turret in every classroom and hallway.