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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

can fly through double-paned glass

um, how

Also I wonder how long it will take before this tech gets used for situations other than mass murder events

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh it'll be used for mass murder events.

Just not preventing them.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If they can be hacked, school shooters can stay home and kill people.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why hack them when the company that makes them will sell one to you?

Why buy one when its probably going to use the same administration password as the rest of the entire district. Completely hack proof.

[–] barnacul@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

They have a "glass breaking lance" on the front

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

They're armed with a 300 blackout rifle they can shoot through the glass