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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the only things this shit is going to do is waste money and prevent law enforcement from entering schools in a timely manner. They would just start sitting back and letting the drones "secure the area" before they move in. It would do a lot to help cops be bigger pussies than they already are though.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

prevent law enforcement from entering schools in a timely manner

But law enforcement doesn't enter schools with active shooters. It turns out, law enforcement doesn't have any obligation to protect the public at all (legally).

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It does open the door for excuse making, and i wouldn't be surprised to find out the maker of the drones has a lobbyist "suggesting" their brand to this school and then pocketing the half million.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Mithril...Palantir...hm. 🤔

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Why do people having nothing at all to do with Tolkien's values pick up his names?

It is similar to why cowards like to talk about honor?

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Saint Luigi don’t fail me now