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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean if someone makes death threats

This is a clear suggestion that Anon was making death threats. Don't be a liar

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I find if interesting that you've read that first paragraph and interpreted it as a suggestion of one thing, then read the paragraph immediately below it that could have suggested the opposite, and not only completely ignore that second paragraph, but also fail to realize that they were hypothetical situations to explain a point. Everyone understood that but you.

Sure, force a specific interpretation of my words that you've specifically cherry picked to make you sound right so you can feel better about yourself. It ain't gonna be true and we'll both know that whether you like it or not, but judging from the fact that you just came back 4 days later for this, I don't think this fact will bother you. This is a 4 day old thread and nobody is left here to witness the level of mental gymnastics you're capable of anyway. Go ahead, treat yourself.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

then read the paragraph immediately below it that could have suggested the opposite,

Your second paragraph did not suggest the opposite

You claim you were deliberately being vague, then get mad at someone allegedly misinterpreting what you said? The solution is to not be vague, not to gaslight people by claiming you didn't say something you absolutely did. Grow up.