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Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect Students (www.dallasobserver.com)

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 50 points 4 days ago (4 children)

High speed LETHAL Drones flying through schools DOESNT effect Children! DRAG Queens EXISTING does!

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You nailed it. True patriots understand that this country will never be free until people of any gender identity can legally operate high-speed jetpacks in schools.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That reminded me of https://dogparkdissidents.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-drones-2

Rainbow drones with lesbian pilots B stands for bomb in LGBT Let's go!

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