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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 101 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There is one cult I would welcome the ritual suicide of.

They’re just about at 10 years now.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 37 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You had a thought? Congrats, you're not in the cult

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That's just what a woke gay commie deep state libtard would say!

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

This guy has a Kool aid stain on his upper lip

Gimme dat gay space communism

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't besmirch the Kool aid, it was actually flavoraid. Motherfuckers couldn't even fork out for the name brand had to go with the knockoff.

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

“State?!” D:<

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m surprised by how quickly I went from “who tf could they be referring to?” to “Oh, well yeah, that would make a great deal of sense.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

The problems with that cult is that it would suicide the rest of us along with them

They did nearly have a Fringe of them do it a few years back

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

they seem to be wanting to ritual suicide entire countries now.