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Anon starts to believe (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As someone who lives in the San Bernardino foothills I can assure you grass doesn't just grow it dries out and gets replaced by an invasive species of central Asian plant. The housing tracts must be baptized in hundreds of invasive tumbleweeds followed by an inferno caused by a Bic lighter.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is this central Asia plant because nothing grows under the swing set.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I said it in my comment. It's the very annoying bitch tumbleweed.